Sick Twisted Adult Story
Finesse Challenge
If you filled your hand with Finesse shampoo and compared that to a handful of sperm could you
tell the difference just by looking at it?. Having already lost my fresh sample down the shower drain I thawed out some of my backup frozen dog sperm for a new comparison. You might be wondering why I would have frozen dog sperm, or maybe you don't wonder. Either way it's because I am also artificially inseminating my neighbors cats with it, but that's another story. I held the sperm ice cube in my mouth until it became liquid, swished it around then spurted it into my left hand, no the cum didn't taste like soap, didn't taste bad at all. I then squirted some Finesse into my mouth and immediately spit that beside the cum, no the shampoo didn't taste like cum, it tasted horrible. Examining both closely they did look alike and could probably fool anyone by sight alone. They even seemed to have the same smell or maybe it was just me. Wanting more confirmation that, indeed it looks like cum, I decided to bring my mom in on it. I put a really big wad of shampoo in the palm of my hand hunched myself over and started to moan real loud. Soon enough I could hear my mom coming down the hall to my room calling out," are you all right honey?. " Am I all right I laughed to myself, shaking all over with excitement. I could hear her quick intake of breath as she made it to my bedroom door and saw me hunched over in that certain way working my arms in front of me moaning and shaking. I quickly turned and held up my hand with the shampoo dripping down my wrist and yelled " mom don't come in here! " she shrieked turned and scuttled off. I quickly followed after her saying" Mom you have to look at this " , " Mom what is this? ." The whole time I was giggling and laughing chasing her around the house right up to the point when I wiped my hand on her shoulder and she started slapping me in the face. Shocked I pleaded for her to stop hitting me and I explained it was a scientific experiment and it wasn't sperm just shampoo. Actually had to get her to smell and taste it before she would believe it wasn't cum. That's when I noticed the sperm ice cube in her drink, I kept my mouth shut. Watch for the Chaotic Dementia Finesse challenge booth at a mall near you! Free samples are available! Take the test yourself and see if your not convinced!
Hmmm I wonder if sperm will leave your hair soft and shiny like Finesse does? Do you know?
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